Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…
i will never get tired of this
Whenever I try to shower and the water is insanely cold.
next time a person of the same gender hugs me im going to hold them close for an uncomfortable amount of time and then as they start fidgeting whisper in their ear “yes homo”
Brylle was walking down the street. He made up his mind on what he has to do. It was going to be hard, but he has to do it.
As he walked, he passed by kids playing on the front lawn. He remembered when he, Sarah and John were doing just that when they were younger. All they wanted to do was play and be able to catch their favorite cartoons in the afternoon. It wasn’t that simple anymore.
He turned a corner and saw John’s house in the distance. He sighed as he continued walking.
His aunt answered the door. “Sarah’s upstairs too. I didn’t know you three would be hanging out today, I didn’t prepare any snacks.” His poor naive aunt, Brylle thought. Not knowing what’s really going on.
He went up to John’s room and sure enough the two of them were there. both with puzzled looks.
"We’re here Brylle. what is it you have to say?" Brylle looked at the two of them and sat down. He didn’t know how to start this conversation, so he just said: "I know what you two have been doing."
The color drained from Sarah and John’s faces. and it was a while before Sarah said “W-what are you talking about?”
Brylle looked at her and said “That you two are fucking.” he shifted in his seat before continuing “The other day when I came over, I knew you were about to fuck. I smelled the sex in the air.”
He looked at John “How the hell did this happen, John?” “Look Brylle, we don’t know what you’re talking about, stop ma-” “No, Sarah. I can’t keep this secret anymore.” John interrupted her. “A few months, Bry. It started out as an experiment. We didn’t mean for it to go this far.”
"Do you understand that you two are a disgrace to our family? Just think of the scandal when they find out about this!"
"I know, I know. You’re not gonna say anything, are you, Brylle?"
"What if I will?" Brylle said cooly. "Please don’t. We could be sent to jail, or thrown out into the streets. or something really bad." Sarah said, almost begging.
"You should have thought about that before dropping your panties for John!" "Look man, like I said it was an experiment."John tried to explain.
"I don’t care how it started. You should end it."
"But I love her!" John screamed. Sarah was surprised and just looked at John. John was now standing up and looking at Brylle straight on.
"You love her?" he asked. "Yes. I know it’s wrong. But I love her."
John leaned back on his chair and thought for a while before saying, “Fine. I’ll keep your secret.”
John and Sarah looked at him. as if unbelieving of what they were hearing. “But.. I want something for it.” “What?” Sarah and John asked.
Brylle looked at Sarah with an evil sort of smile and said “I want you.”